HOW IT WORKS
Two parody CEOs in a cage. The crowd throws the punches.
- Pick a corner. Tap a fighter and sign one message with your wallet. Free: no tokens needed, nothing is sent. You can switch once every 10 minutes (a switch counts from the next match).
- Buy $CAGE during a match. Every match lasts 90 seconds. Each $CAGE buy from a wallet in a fighter's corner is a punch for that fighter, live on screen with your wallet. A sell from the corner takes it back.
- Most bought wins. When the bell rings, the corner that bought more $CAGE during the match (SOL in, minus SOL out from sells) wins by K.O. The winner dances, the loser cries, the top 3 buyers roll in the credits. No buys at all? Both fighters cry.
- Counted from the chain. Trades are read live from Solana and counted by the moment they executed, so a buy that lands in the match counts in the match.
- Winner stays. The winner defends against the next challenger, up to 3 in a row. The first match of every hour is the headline: ELON vs ZUCK.
- Season board. Today's K.O.s per fighter, each corner's captain (its biggest supporter today), and the top supporters.
- No prizes, no odds, no payouts. The reward is the K.O., your wallet on the big screen and your name on the board. Buying $CAGE is buying a memecoin: only spend what you're fine losing.
PARODY. The characters are fictional caricatures. Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Sam Altman, Dario Amodei, Jensen Huang, Sundar Pichai, Tim Cook, Liang Wenfeng, Eddie Wu and Yang Zhilin have nothing to do with this site, did not say anything shown here and do not endorse $CAGE. Not affiliated with xAI, Meta, OpenAI, Anthropic, Nvidia, Google, Apple, DeepSeek, Alibaba, Moonshot or pump.fun.